“where can i leave my assshh?”
“got a beer?”
“I ain’t ridin’ in no trunk for no minute, man”
“you catchin a nigga offguard with this shit”
“Well I got a problem with spending ten thousand dollars on ungrateful, peanut-head niggers to get 'em out of jail, but I did it!”
" Uh uh uh, I didn’t hear you wash your hands."
“Watch it dipshit, you wanna rip the fucking bag.”
“Fuck you with your chill pill.”
“My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass”
“Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I’m afraid I gotta be that kinda nigga.”
"Girl, don’t make me put my foot in your ass. “
” I think it’s a gun pressed up against my dick. "
“Shit, Jackie. You come in this place on Saturday night I bet you need nigger repellant to keep motherfuckers off your ass”
"Somebody with a grudge blew Beaumont’s brains out. Oh shit, that shit rhymes! “Blew Beau-mont’s, brains out!”
“With a reaally good lookin woman on it”
Ha ha, that's what I'm talkin 'bout!!