Fuck Steven Spielberg

I agree with Spielberg. Tell me a good story without fucking my eyes with day-glo colors and huge computer animated characters and I will pay TWICE to see it… Eye candy is just that, candy… Sugary sweet garbage that rots your teeth and give you diabetes if you eat too much. Or else you just puke… More day-glo vomit shot in slow motion.



If you have to bombard me with images in order to advance your story. You’re not telling a story. You’re giving me mindless Saturday Morning Cartoons. And not even the good ones.



Oh yeah, I like candy. Nothing bad about candy. I was just making a point.