Ordell: Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga, does a nigga a favor - then BAM - hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But gotsa be that kinda nigga
Beaumont: I just ain’t getting in no goddamn, dirty-ass trunk man. I got a problem with small places.
Ordell: I gotta problem spending 10 thousand dollars on ungratefull niggas. And how small was that jail cell?
Ordell: Shit, Jackie. You come in this place on Saturday night I bet you need nigger repellant to keep motherfuckers off your ass.
Ordell: Somebody with a grudge blew Beaumont’s brains out. Oh shit, that shit rhymes! “Blew Beau-mont’s, brains out!”
Ordell: He put himself in a position where he was going to have to do ten years in prison, that’s what he did. And if you know Beaumont, you know ain’t no god damn way he can do ten years. And if you know that, then you know Beaumont’s gonna do anything Beaumont can to keep from doing them ten years, including telling the federal government any and every motherfucking thing about my black ass. Now that my friend is a clear cut case of him or me. And you best believe it ain’t gonna be me.
[quote=“Inglorious_Bastard”]
Ordell: “TEC-9? They advertise it as being the most popular gun in American crime. Can you believe that shit? It actually says that on the little booklet that comes with it. ‘Most Popular Gun in American Crime,’ like they’re proud of that shit.”
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that's my fav too
Ordell to Beaumont: You get your ass into trouble, I get your ass out of trouble. That’s my motherfucking job. And I’m here to tell you nigga, it’s steady work.
Ordell to Max: You like the Delfonics??? Max to Ordell: They’re pretty good-
Ordell to Luis: You couldn’t just hit her?
Ordell to Luis: You know those bail bondsman are as crooked as a bucket of snakes.
Ordell to Luis: You light, you light about half million-ten. (I love how exact he was when he said this line. Most people would say you light about a half million. Not Ordell, he wanted it all back.)
There are loads but the one that sticks in mind is when Ordell makes Melanie pick up the phone and she goes: ‘Hello, it’s for you’ straight away!
Luis: I mean it don’t say one fuckin’ word.
Melanie: Luis…
BANG BANG!
;D ;D ;D
Melanie: You wanna fuck?
Lewis: Yeah.
“My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass.” - Ordell
"Shut your raggedy ass up and sit the fuck down!"
Anything that Sam Jackson says
Ordell: “That’s why they call it fuckin’ with you. Let me tell you how we gonna retaliate, alright? Tomorrow I’ma pick you up, take you over to Century City, introduce you to my lawyer. And let me tell you somethin’ about my lawyer: this brother’s name is Stacin Goins and he’s a junkyard dog. He my own personal Johnnie Cochran. As a matter of fact, he kicked Johnnie Cochran’s ass. And like Johnnie Cochran, this nigger hates cops. I’m serious man, he live to fuck with the police. Now, as a favour, I had him look at your case and he said you ain’t got shit to worry about, they just fuckin’ with you. So we gonna sic the junkyard dog on their ass, and make’em stop fuckin’ with you!”
Ordell: “Damn, who’s that big’o lookin nigga you got up there wit you?” ;D
Pam: "Git yo hands off of my throat NI-GGA!"
Ordell: "My ass may be dumb but I ain’t no dumbass"
Ordell: “What happened to you man…you’re ass used to be beautiful”
“I didn’t hear you wash your hands.”
[quote=“MiaRose”]
Melanie: You wanna fuck?
Lewis: Yeah.
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Haha! Yeah, that’s my favourite too. Then when Melanie goes, “That was fun.” like she was all let down.