gotta be
"Richie, would you eat my pussy out for me?"
“Uh…sure.” 
About some three seconds I thought she really said that.
lol same. i was like WTF!?
Seth: You. Plant yourself in that chair.
Gloria: What are you planning on doing with…
Seth: I said plant yourself. Plants don’t talk.
Seth: Let me explain the house rules. Follow the rules, we’ll get along like a house on fire. Rule number one: No noise, no question. You make a noise…Mr. .44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it. If you try to run, I’ve got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.
Kate: What’s going on?
Richie: We’re having a wet bikini contest, and you just won.
Kate: Where are we going?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What’s in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans
Chet Pussy: Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!
[quote=“RavenMcCoy”]
Kate: Where are we going?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What’s in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans
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one of my favs!
My favourite quote (Even though I don’t know it off hand) is when Seth kicks the door man when he is on the floor and ad-libs: ‘Hi, how you doing…’ Fuckin hilarious!!!
Seth, right after Salma’s dance: "Now that’s what I call a fuckin’ show!"
Classic.
I don’t think FDTD was one of Quents bests, but the dialouge was one of his best! PFs number 1, but then its FDTD in a close second for dialouge.
[quote=“LisaLovelace”]
My favourite quote (Even though I don’t know it off hand) is when Seth kicks the door man when he is on the floor and ad-libs: ‘Hi, how you doing…’ Fuckin hilarious!!!
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I meant Richie, sorry- I don’t know how to edit! :-</E>
There are so many man.
I thought silver had somethin to do with vampires?
No that’s werewolves.
I no but I thought silver had somethin to do with it?
Well does anybody have any silver
No answer
Okay then
That’s one of my favorites.
Jacob
You said to be cool but your not acting cool.
Seth
I never said do as I do. I said do as I say.
Seth:We’re heading for the rendezvous right now. We get there, we pound booze till Carlos shows up, he escorts us to El Ray. And then me and you, brother, kick fuckin’ back. How ya like them apples?
Richie: Far out
(for some reason I laugh my ass off when I hear this, god only knows why)
Seth: Low profile. Do you know what the words “low profile” mean?
Kate: Are you okay?
Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world’s my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother’s heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don’t believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything’s hunky-dory.
“Where are you taking us?”
“Mexico.”
“Whats in Mexico?”
“Mexicans.”
the best line is still
"We’re fucking in Mexico you little piece of fucking shit!"
haha
“I will turn this place into the fucking wild bunch!”
[quote=“CopperHead”]
“Where are you taking us?”
“Mexico.”
“Whats in Mexico?”
“Mexicans.”
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That’s the unfunniest line ever. I have read funnier chemistry textbooks.
Anyway, the best scene (I rarely burst of laughter, but here I did) was when Ritchie returned and beat the pussy-advertising-dude up, Tarantino was the funniest man in the film, as he always is. I loved how he woke up speaking calmly and all and then realised his glasses are broken and started complaining, hahahahhha, I love these parts.
Everybody be cool. You - be cool.
Richie, would you do me a favour and eat my pussy for me ?
I got six little friends and all of them are faster than you.
Mexicans.
all that stuff is really good
[quote=“Richard Gecko”]
I got six little friends and all of them are faster than you.
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A cookie to anybody who can tell me which film this quote originally appeared in.
That Darn Cat, only Dan calls em “little lead-nosed friends”, gimme mah XMas cookie bitch 8)
hahaha is he getting head from a kid?