1. Quentin Tarantino (obviously. 
I’d feed him and then we’d smoke a fat spliff and talk about anything he wanted to talk about)
2. Nick Frost (obviously as well. 
I’d cook him my lasagna and we’d smoke a fat spliff and talk about weed.)
3. Edgar Wright (I’d ask him why he must always shout at me, and he’d deny it, and I’d cook him something gross. It’s a love/hate relationship.)
4. Ronald Reagan (before or after his mind went, either way would be mighty interesting)
5. Bam Margera (I wouldn’t cook for him, we’d just get tanked together and break shit)
6. Robert Rodriguez (I wouldn’t wanna cook for him either, maybe he would cook?)
7. Gordon Ramsay (DEFINITELY not cooking for him )
8. Glenn Beck (just so we could bitch about the state of our country)
9. Rainn Wilson (that’s one funny mofo!)
10. Jesus Christ (for Kenner’s reasons, and I would cook for him)
