I had a girlfriend who asked me why I liked Pulp Fiction so much…I told her to watch it and find out. She got up and left when Marcellus Wallace was getting cornholed by Zed. As her car was backing out of the driveway I yelled out to her “I guess dinner and a blowjob is out of the question!” We never went out again. If you can’t stomach Pulp or Clockwork Orange, than you need to get fucked!
