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Do you need help with your make-out technique? quentin tarantino can help!


#1

TARANTIN-O-YTES!!!



okeeeeeeeee, so I know I know I already posted like my big grindhousebarbie.com little spiel thing! but like ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmg!



so like I was like making out yesterday, riiight??? and what was I thinking about while I was doing it??? how much QUENTIN TARANTINO films have helped me with my “style”…



I totally made this little video and I know y’all will totally looooooove it!!!



you won’t be able to stop making out I guaranteeeeeeeee:-)



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xxx



GHB


#2

Very cute GB. Keep practicin! :slight_smile:


#3

Haha, I love you.


#4

My technique is probably pretty lacking, I hear it helps to have another person involved, but so far no complaints from my pillow. Aside from the weeping.


#5

This medication i take makes my lips dry and cracked so kissing me would be like kissing Tutankhamun’s grandfather…


#6

Barbie, how many redbulls do you drink a day?


#7

[quote=“Snake Eyes”]
This medication i take makes my lips dry and cracked so kissing me would be like kissing Tutankhamun’s grandfather…
[/quote]

a very pleasant thought for anyone with a chapped lip fetish…



what medication? acutane?


#8

think he’s talking about jack daniels :wink:


#9

when I was single my make-out technique went as follows:


  1. Go to nightclub, bar, or party (karaoke bars are great places to meet drunk girls)
  2. Keep sober (sober enough to get a hard-on)
  3. Scope out weak-minded girl who can’t handle liquor
  4. Compliment weak-minded drunk girl’s shoes. For some reason girls like it when you compliment their shoes. I guess it’s better than saying “hey, nice tits…can I eat you like a tossed salad?”
  5. Be REALLY nice to drunk girl’s friends…make them want to write home to their mother about you…such a sweet boy.
  6. Tell girls you have liquor at your house when bar closes
  7. It’s all easy after that.

#10

Have I met you?


#11

[quote]Compliment weak-minded drunk girl’s shoes. For some reason girls like it when you compliment their shoes. I guess it’s better than saying “hey, nice tits…can I eat you like a tossed salad?”[/quote]

;D


#12

Seriously, I had a buddy named “piggy” back in college. He had a theory that if he asked enough girls point blank “hey, could I eat you like a tossed salad?” one of them would surely say yes. He must have asked a hundred girls this question. He piggy never landed the deal. Now old Kilgore had his “compliment the shoes” routine down pat. I can’t even count how many girls it worked on. so - compliment the fucking shoes, ok!


#13

What do guys like to be complimented on? Or should one just take the old, “hey, could I suck you like a hoover?” approach?


#14

;D You people are funny.


[quote]Or should one just take the old, “hey, could I suck you like a hoover?” approach?[/quote]


#15

[quote=“Geoi”]
What do guys like to be complimented on? Or should one just take the old, “hey, could I suck you like a hoover?” approach?
[/quote]

I never played hard to get. I was basically a whore so compliments were totally unnecessary.

I used to like it when drunk girls would say (while taking off panties) “I’ve never done anything like this before”.



My reply "I don’t either, but my dick got hard!"



good times.


#16

[quote=“asshole from el paso”]
when I was single my make-out technique went as follows:





4. Compliment weak-minded drunk girl’s shoes. For some reason girls like it when you compliment their shoes. I guess it’s better than saying “hey, nice tits…can I eat you like a tossed salad?”
[/quote]

Listen to this man, he knows what he’s saying.


#17

I wonder if that’s how he got his wife… :slight_smile:


#18

[quote=“nublob”]
I wonder if that’s how he got his wife… :slight_smile:
[/quote]

true story. I was playing guitar for a band called F.Co. and we were in between sets. This really pretty girl was being harassed by this guy who claimed he was a fireman. He was much larger than me and could have easily kicked my ass. I put my beer on her table and just started talking to her. The guy walked away. She said “thank you, he was really creeping me out”. I got her number and called her the next day. My wife is way out of my league. Do you want to know what worked for me? I played hard to get with her. For the first time in my life I acted like I didn’t care if she went out with me or not. After we got married she said that every guy she ever went out with followed her around like a lost puppy…so she saw me as a challenge. Anyhow, for all of you would-be casanovas out there - that’s how it’s done.


#19

I will use those techniques on a woman’s plump muffin. Thanks Babiii!


#20

[quote]This really pretty girl was being harassed by this guy who claimed he was a fireman. He was much larger than me and could have easily kicked my ass. I put my beer on her table and just started talking to her. The guy walked away. She said “thank you, he was really creeping me out”. [/quote]



Being the chivalrous white knight good one ^-^