Dean martin

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yeah, right…If I were diagnosed with some horrible disease here is what I’d do:



I would buy a Harley Davidson - a really bad-ass one with saddle bags and lots of chrome

I would buy two Desert Eagle pistols and a sawed-off shotgun like Mad Max’s

I would drive the harley into a bank and pretend to rob the place - I would say words like “allright, everybody get the fuck down and put your fucking hands on your cock-sucking heads!”

The police would arrive and kill me - I’m to religious for suicide. plus, I have a life insurance policy that excludes suicide.



I always figured, If I had aids or something they would call me the HIV bandit in the papers.
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ahahahahaha yeaa but if your not able to leave the mafia you know your dieing any way so i would just be prepared.