yeah, right…If I were diagnosed with some horrible disease here is what I’d do:
I would buy a Harley Davidson - a really bad-ass one with saddle bags and lots of chrome
I would buy two Desert Eagle pistols and a sawed-off shotgun like Mad Max’s
I would drive the harley into a bank and pretend to rob the place - I would say words like “allright, everybody get the fuck down and put your fucking hands on your cock-sucking heads!”
The police would arrive and kill me - I’m to religious for suicide. plus, I have a life insurance policy that excludes suicide.
I always figured, If I had aids or something they would call me the HIV bandit in the papers.
