Dean martin

anyone seen that Sopranos where this guy hangs himself because Tony won’t let him out of the mob? I wonder how realistic that was - the guy pissed his pants and twitched for a few minutes - I would imagine that it was pretty realistic. I don’t know why, with all of the possible modes of suicide, anyone would choose to hang himself. There have to be easier ways to die:


  1. Run the car in the garage and breathe the CO2 until you fall asleep - that seems pretty easy
  2. Overdose on sleeping pills - easy enough
  3. Shoot yourself with a LARGE caliber gun



    Here are the really hard ways that only stupid people would choose:


  4. Jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge
  5. Shoot your self with a .22 pistol - not very effective - you could spend the rest of your life with one eye and people telling you that you are so worthless that you can’t even kill yourself right.
  6. Hanging yourself - it’s gotta hurt!
  7. Going to Harlem and wearing a sign that says “niggers suck”
  8. Watching Uwe Boll films until your brain melts