Coolest Movie Titles

[quote=“Johny_Exhale”]
very unpleasant for 14 year old swedish chicks? yes, yes it is :stuck_out_tongue:
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I would say very unpleasant for anyone :stuck_out_tongue: Isn’t it about some girl being raped and stuff…?



(I have to confess that I usually skip the part in Kill Bill1 on the hospital with Buck and that guy… That stuff just makes me sick…)

yeah she gets raped and beaten, recovers and takes revenge



the Buck bit has one of the most badass lines in a QT film;



"Her plumming down there don’t work so feel free to cum in her all you want. Keep the noise down, try not to make a mess and I’ll be back in twenty."



haha couldnt stop laughing the first time i heard that, that’s just a balls out badass line

you do!? shame on you little lady! :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote=“Bad Max”]
you do!? shame on you little lady! :stuck_out_tongue:
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Yeah, I’m a little ashamed but I felt like I had to confess …

If I just watch a part of kb1 I just watch House of blue leaves (or whatever its called :stuck_out_tongue:) and I like to skip the raping part…

If you skip the raping part in Kill Bill, I guess you have to skip like 30 minutes of rape in I Spit. I don’t like the movie. Not because it’s disturbing (I don’t find it that disturbing anymore after watching it again recently), but because it’s boring as fuck. From The Box Of The Banned boxset I own, this one is my least favorite.

Spaghettis often have cool titles.


  • Light the Fuse, Sartana is coming
  • A Present for You, Amigo… A Coffin From Sartana
  • God forgives, I don’t
  • Today It’s Me… Tomorrow It’s You!/Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die!



    etc.

all the Sartana flicks have great titles



I Am Sartana, Trade Your Guns for a Coffin

Sartana in the Valley of Death

Have a Good Funeral, My Friend… Sartana Will Pay

I Am Sartana Your Angel of Death

Django and Sartana… Showdown in the West

Cloud of Dust… Cry of Death… Sartana Is Coming -> amazing

Switchblade Sisters

[quote=“Scarface”]
If you skip the raping part in Kill Bill, I guess you have to skip like 30 minutes of rape in I Spit. I don’t like the movie. Not because it’s disturbing (I don’t find it that disturbing anymore after watching it again recently), but because it’s boring as fuck. From The Box Of The Banned boxset I own, this one is my least favorite.
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Never been crazy about the movie itself, but the R1 “Millenium Edition” has one of the greatest commentaries ever recorded!

How so?

[quote=“Bad Max”]
How so?
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Because Joe Bob Briggs is the man!

Good interview, i didnt know he was in casino… is he the longhaired dude that puts his feet on the table?

No he’s the one that’s “useless as tits on a boar”. The slots-guy that De Niro fires.



And since you brought up the guy with the feet on the table, I have to remind myself everytime I watch that scene that it’s not Robert Rodriguez.

yeah me too i actually thought it was him the first time i saw the movie…

My picks:



The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini

Ski Lift to Death

The Babysitter Massacre

Rabid Grannies

They Died With Their Boots On Wrong

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

Pepper and His Wacky Taxi

Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

In the Land of the Owl Turds

Mexican Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy

Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator

Assault Of The Killer Bimbos

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Don’t Torture a Duckling

Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?

Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things

The Fable of the Kid Who Shifted His Ideals to Golf and Finally Became a Baseball Fan and Took the Only Known Cure





and my personal favourite:



Nice Girls Don’t Explode

Yeah, Incredibly Strange Creatures Who… is my favorite movie title just for sheer insanity (although I don’t think I could watch the non-MST3K version of it). But the best movie title ever, the one that just feels like a blow job from a coked up stripper every time you hear it is one of the classics:



TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.

Earth Girls are easy , weird titel and weird movie.

[quote=“RazorCharlie”]
Yeah, Incredibly Strange Creatures Who… is my favorite movie title just for sheer insanity (although I don’t think I could watch the non-MST3K version of it). But the best movie title ever, the one that just feels like a blow job from a coked up stripper every time you hear it is one of the classics:



TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.
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Bravo!

How about this one: I Spit On Your Grave

“Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?”

Jus set off watchin a movie called…



Maniac Nurses Find Ecstacy