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Some Germans Annoy Me
I’m a British American and some Germans Annoy me
Yeah, “Some” annoy me, not just a little, alot, “Germans aren’t stupid they are engineers”, Ok first of all, germany does have “some” smart engineers, and some pretty damned stupid engineers who just think they are smart, but really they aren’t smarter they just are more evil and have a low self esteem. Somebody needs to address this smarter superiority complex, because I have noticed the really dumb ones talk in loops, because I have noticed the really dumb one talk in loops, loops, j/k who would do that?
I can’t tell you how many germans I have had brews with at the pub and it’s the same conversation from one pub to the next, and then I realized something, they aren’t people, they are sheeple,
They allow themselves to be steared around like sheep even when the shepherd is full of it.
#1 Topics that Germans Talk in Loops at pubs.
- Facial Symmetry – they think they are superior because of a germans face, true or false, false, I have seen a lot of Germans that aren’t pretty and pretty damned ugly inside and out compared to many other races. Headline Germans! I’m tired of the same conversations! It’s F N boring as hell, this f n topic, I have heard more about that than I ever care to know, I care about that topic like I care about a yaks ass.
- JOHN MAYER “UNREQUITED LOVE IS A BORE” I completely agree!!! IT IS BORING!!!,Boring topic! please stop talking about this topic German people, every pub I have ever been to in the world has some snide idiot thinking it’s ok to discuss ridiculous topics in loops, John Lennon “All you need is Love” , GUESS WHAT, I have some NEWS for you, headlines, Already have love you idiot!!! Lot’s of it, everywhere, it’s a gigantic american fuck fest, love fest and your the exception if you talk like this, ok, yes love love love, Americans have love, English have love, news Jewish people have love, black people have love, Canadians have love, middle eastern people 99% are good people have love, French have love, no more stupid looping converstions please, I’m making a new word unrequittal every time I hear a German mention this topic I’m gonna suddenly disappear, John Mayer “Unrequited love is a bore” because it is a boring topic. Wake up sheeple.
- I’m smarter – I can’t tell you how many times I have gone socializing and listen to a German miss the facts completely and still walk away thinking they are firing on all cylinders, um no. no, just poor upbringing, more evil, low self esteem, hyper defensive. It took em fifty years before they figured out they actually had to add shape to there boxy cars. Sheeple, sheeple.
- The incompetent german using the incompetence card, oh I can’t stand people who are proven wrong again and again using the incompetence card to control peoples perceptions, they themselves are incompetent, a lot of germans are very competent but the ones that aren’t use this stupid card over and over to control people. Every where you go you run into one, you hear it again and again no thanks hanz you suck the big one.
I have like five more spot on examples, but I forgot, Incompetent social skills, rational.
- If Germans aren’t engineers Germans are paramedics, some pretty dammed dumb paramedics, keep em away,
- Your right though Germany did have that one smart guy, Einstein, oh wait he was Jewish.
- Pub bigotry, this is what I hear, I’m sorry but I’m a racist when it comes to_____. BLA BLA Oh my God, I can’t tell you the high numbers of Germans who actually try to say sorry before admitting they are a bigot, over and over when I’m socializing, when it comes to _____, just shut up you I have heard the same damned thing, it’s insulting to have an I’m sorry before it. It’s an excuse for evil, you can’t drive a black and gold car because that makes you look like a ____, no don’t have curly black hair because that makes you look like a ____, don’t be from any country they may disapprove or they act against there own prejiduce, I CAN’t stand these people, yes some germans are nice and wise but alot are not smarter just more evil and I’m sick of it, GUESS WHAT? Alot of Germans are by far the most repressed bigots I have ever listened too. Those people who hang swastikas on the wall need to take it down, then I’ll be interested in what they have to say, I can’t tell you the numbers of them that say they are normal but who’s grandma and grandpas stilll have swastikas on the wall, or mother or father. F YOU AND YOUR PARENTS TOO if you think that’s ok, it’s not ok it should be illegal. You know what? I’m sorry, I’m not listening. WAKE UP SHEEPLE, you can’t take the friendly competition, and yes they are friendly, well you should. I’ll listen when the swastikas come down. I’ll listen when the bigotry stops without an fake apologogy, I’ll listen when the 1940 fear mongering stops, I’ll listen when the illegal crimes and mistakes stop against your own people, I’ll listen when they start talking peacefully, I’ll listen when the the people are people instead of sheeple.
Michael Knight, huge in germany, I can talk like that car “Kit” oooooh yeah, I’m like Michael Knight, I have a little car like Kit and philosophy here Kit voice-“I believe you should use extreme caution” yeah I’m consistent I always use extreme caution, with that cool noise right?(Make the noise) Yeah, I got that, I got that I’m polite like Michael Knight, I always ask politely, I always I.D people, my car does too, Kit-“There is a man over there ten feet from the car, he is about to talk in loops, quick run” “Gee thanks kit” “Thanks Kit for keeping me safe”
\Play bustah rhymes song fire it up theme from Knight Rider.
9&10 Then when they get caught loopin they start saying that other people are "“annoying” when the real most annoying thing is looping the same conversations over and over again in order to control people into becoming sheople, that’s annoying, what’s really annoying is when people can’t take the friendly competition and what’s really annoying is when people do anything to get laiid including hurting other people just to get laid, there are more important things in the world like educating, thinking for yourself and family.
“Looping is annoying”
Like the one to many conversations about rotating your tires, “yes we all know that” oor annoying conversations about beer and smorgisborgs, yes I have heard it a thousand times, it’s like that poster of an angry wer cat that says, “Don’t tell me something I already know” or a wet dog that looks frustrated. “I alraedy know” don’t be sheople be people.
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