AUSTRALIAN CINEMAS FUCKING SUCK!
I checked the website today for my local cinema times for Kill Bill - there was none. So i phoned them up…
Me - Hello i was just wondering if you were showing Kill Bill there?
Them - “Kill Bill”?
Me - Yeah the new Tarantino movie.
Them - Kill Bill (checks), no Im sorry sir, were not showing that movie here - we dont always get all the movies.
Me- Let me speak to your manager
Them - I’ll ask him…
Them - Im sorry sir were not going to show that movie.
Me - It’s only the biggest movie of the year!
Them - Sorry sir.
Me - I can’t believe that, thats pathetic - the biggest movie of the year and you guys aren’t showing it. Ah well i suppose ill goto Marion then.
(I hang up)
