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Anyone else find themselves


#1

buttering their bread with a butcher knife?



Just checking


#2

i’m allergic to wheat


#3

If all other knives are dirty.


#4

I want me some Bimbo bread.


#5

Not yet…



but since you mention it…



I am kinda hungry…



runs for the fridge pulls out some Mayo, deli meat and cheese, grabs butcher knife



yeah!!!


#6

You know what’s good? spicy Italian salami, Grey Poupon mustard, lightly toasted Italian bread, brick cheese topped with slightly melted mozzerella, and fresh lettuce. Best fuckin sandwich ever. My mouth got served.


#7

Italian hoagie.





Is that how you spell hoagie? It looks weird.


#8

I should spend more time arranging my sliced cooked meat onto a plate of lettuce.

And yes, I have. It’s hard to butter with a butcher’s knife. Perhaps if it was rye bread or something it would be easier.

By the way, British people? ‘Hard Glue’ advert? Battle without Honor or Humanity rip-off?


#9

I found myself punching random shit standing three inches away from me.


#10

or three inches long…


#11

so maybe you’re also white on the outside


#12

wtf??


#13

i’m just playin. you know i love you :wink:


#14

sorry it just bugs me. I get picked on at school for not following my stereotypes. I get called oreo a lot


#15

then you should tell everyone who says that “eat me”


#16

hahaha, that’s pretty clever


#17

LOL I’ve never heard “oreo” used that way before. It’s like the black version of “wigga.” That’s funny.


#18

[quote]Not yet…



but since you mention it…



I am kinda hungry…



runs for the fridge pulls out some Mayo, deli meat and cheese, grabs butcher knife



yeah!!![/quote]


do not mention that sandwich filling to me!
I swear, when hes making that sandwich, i feel sick!
meat, cheese & mayo

*pukes* :-X

#19

I butter my bread with a katana. ;D


#20

I just cover it in rock salt with some red corn syrup for dippin’.