Robert Rodriguez to direct BARBARELLA remake!! OMFG

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Re: Good news, Robert no longer doing Rosabrella

Post by Dex » Fri May 08, 2009 9:49 pm

Somebody's gotta defend the guy around here. Especially against unfounded personal attacks. Even if his girlfriend isn't very well liked.

Oddly enough I get a similar reaction when I go out to clubs too though.
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Re: Good news, Robert no longer doing Rosabrella

Post by Cyd » Fri May 08, 2009 9:51 pm

That fake ID coming in handy :)

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Cyd wrote: That fake ID coming in handy :)

that was funny!
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Post by Sgt. Geoi Donowitz » Sun May 10, 2009 1:14 am

Dex wrote: Somebody's gotta defend the guy around here. Especially against unfounded personal attacks. Even if his girlfriend isn't very well liked.
Hey now.  I'll defend Robert's movies to my death, even if I can't defend his choice of Rose McGowen... 
Dex wrote:Oddly enough I get a similar reaction when I go out to clubs too though.
I thought you were black?  And from Minnesota.  You might as well be Canadian.  NOT Texan.  ;D


 
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Re: Good news, Robert no longer doing Rosabrella

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Geoi wrote: Hey now.  I'll defend Robert's movies to my death, even if I can't defend his choice of Rose McGowen... 
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Re: Good news, Robert no longer doing Rosabrella

Post by Col. Crazy Kenneth » Sun May 10, 2009 2:43 pm

I'll defend his movies too, I love all I've seen so far. what he does in his personal life doesn't interest me in the least bit and therefor I will not go into it.
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Re: Good news, Robert no longer doing Rosabrella

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Geoi wrote: I thought you were black?  And from Minnesota.  You might as well be Canadian.  NOT Texan.  ;D

That's why I said oddly enough.  ^-^

And it's not like Minnesotans and Texans are all that much different. We were both the first two States to declare sovereignty after Obama was elected. So we've at least got that in common. Ooh, I almost forgot. You guys stole our hockey team back in the day... so there's that too. ;)
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Dex wrote:
That's why I said oddly enough.  ^-^

And it's not like Minnesotans and Texans are all that much different. We were both the first two States to declare sovereignty after Obama was elected. So we've at least got that in common. Ooh, I almost forgot. You guys stole our hockey team back in the day... so there's that too. ;)
Minnesota ain't no fucking Texas...never will be.
I think your hockey team is posing as a football team.
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Dex wrote:
That's why I said oddly enough.  ^-^

And it's not like Minnesotans and Texans are all that much different. We were both the first two States to declare sovereignty after Obama was elected. So we've at least got that in common. Ooh, I almost forgot. You guys stole our hockey team back in the day... so there's that too. ;)
What hockey team?  Dallas?  Shit, you should be glad to be rid of them if that's the case. ;D
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They were a solid team until you guys got your hands on'em.
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Dex wrote: They were a solid team until you guys got your hands on'em.
hockey is for pussies
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Post by Dex » Mon May 11, 2009 10:30 pm

I think you might have Hockey confused with Soccer. As far as the Pussiest Sports List is concerned, I think the ones where fist fights are the norm rank pretty low.
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Post by Sgt. Geoi Donowitz » Tue May 12, 2009 12:18 am

Yo, hockey is for real men.  Soccer (the real football) is as well.  Damn guys, I thought you were worldly.
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Re: Good news, Robert no longer doing Rosabrella

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Dex wrote: I think you might have Hockey confused with Soccer. As far as the Pussiest Sports List is concerned, I think the ones where fist fights are the norm rank pretty low.
I'm just joshin' ya.  The real pussy sport is chess. 

of course, Soccer is pretty lame
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asshole from el paso wrote: I'm just joshin' ya.  The real pussy sport is chess. 

of course, Soccer is pretty lame
Try playing it, big boy.
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Re: Good news, Robert no longer doing Rosabrella

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Geoi wrote: Try playing it, big boy.
OH MY GOD! It's SportsCenter! ;D
Sports aren't for me in the fucking least but they take some serious balls to play.
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Ordell Rodriguez wrote: OH MY GOD! It's SportsCenter! ;D
Sports aren't for me in the fucking least but they take some serious balls to play.
Hahahahaha! 

Wait, is hockey the only team sport that you don't use a ball?
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Post by Lt. BioBasterd » Tue May 12, 2009 2:25 pm

Crazy Kenneth wrote: I'll defend his movies too, I love all I've seen so far. what he does in his personal life doesn't interest me in the least bit and therefor I will not go into it.
I respect Robert as a filmmaker, what he did at the age of 23 with El Mariach shows the extent of his talent. The man built a very prominent career out of nothing. It all came through his writing and the medical experimentation on his body...I heard Robert was 5'4" before they experimented on him. True. It's true. It's in his biography.
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Re: Good news, Robert no longer doing Rosabrella

Post by Ordell Rodriguez » Tue May 12, 2009 11:26 pm

Geoi wrote: Hahahahaha! 

Wait, is hockey the only team sport that you don't use a ball?
I think your right. I sat at my fucking computer for like ten minutes thinking of a team sport that doesn't play with a ball (slow tuesday) ;D
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Post by Dex » Tue May 12, 2009 11:37 pm

Badminton uses a Shuttlecock.
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Re: Good news, Robert no longer doing Rosabrella

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Dex wrote: Badminton uses a Shuttlecock.
Would that be considered a team sport? I don't know, I've posted before I know fuck all about sports.
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Post by Dex » Wed May 13, 2009 12:03 am

Yeah, it's kinda like Tennis where it can be played as single or doubles.

Man, have we gotten off-topic or what?
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Dex wrote: Yeah, it's kinda like Tennis where it can be played as single or doubles.

Man, have we gotten off-topic or what?
Yeah, that well dried up a while back.  Anyway, I think in Slovakia, they actually play soccer with decapitated human heads.
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Re: Good news, Robert no longer doing Rosabrella

Post by Ordell Rodriguez » Wed May 13, 2009 4:08 am

I think some time ago we were talking about Robert Rodriguez and his muse...
OH MY GOD! Rose is Robert Rodriguez sorry excuse for a muse!
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Post by Cyd » Thu May 14, 2009 10:18 am

I thought it was Salma Hayek, though I think Elizabeth got Salma in the divorce settlement.

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Re: Good news, Robert no longer doing Rosabrella

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Cyd wrote: I thought it was Salma Hayek, though I think Elizabeth got Salma in the divorce settlement.

HAHA ;D I would love to see some papers saying who went to who and who got what, especially who got Salma.
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Re: Robert Rodriguez to direct BARBARELLA remake!! OMFG

Post by Dex » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:58 pm

Director of Legally Blonde and Monster In-Law to take over Barbarella.

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/06/ ... -robe.html
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Re: Robert Rodriguez to direct BARBARELLA remake!! OMFG

Post by nublob » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:59 pm

Good hopefully he'll give it the comedic spin it deserves  ;D thankfully it will spin without Rose

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Re: Robert Rodriguez to direct BARBARELLA remake!! OMFG

Post by Dex » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:35 pm

I'd kinda prefer a more serious take. I'm guessing we'll either get a relative newcomer in the title role or a big name actress not willing to go nude. Either way I've lost pretty much all hope for this resembling a sexploitation flick. I'll even go so far as to predict this ends up a PG-13 film.
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Re: Robert Rodriguez to direct BARBARELLA remake!! OMFG

Post by Angel » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:31 am

Dex wrote:Director of Legally Blonde and Monster In-Law to take over Barbarella.

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/06/ ... -robe.html
Yeah, Robert Luketic is Australian. He brings shame to Australia. :( What kind of man makes a career out of movies like Legally Blonde?

What`s with all the Rose bashing? I`m not really a fan, I can`t think of anything that I`ve seen her in besides Grindhouse, but I don`t see any great reason to hate her. I agree with Rodriguez that the way she says "fuck" and "cocksucker" is pleasing to the ear.

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