Jessica Alba Machete Poster!

official Machete poster featuring Jessica Alba



Doesn’t look official at all. Look at the bad masking on the hair.

And it happens to be the exact same way she was dressed on the only set pics we got of her…



I don’t want to spoil the fun though!

No that looks real. I don’t get why Robert isn’t directing it, it’s almost as if he is afraid to take over another “Grindhouse” project. It’s also coming out on video and not in theatres. I honestly don’t like watching modern films on TV, I have to see them in a big screen y’know. Some real movie atmosphere.