You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Angel » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:18 am

ThaDuke wrote: When you can't stop watching it.

..and when you're not watching it, your THINKING about watching it.

Yes, you've guessed it..I AM talking about myself here.
Same here. And I'll put it on before I go to sleep or while I am doing something else. So I've seen it a billion times and I've seen bits of it far more than a billion times....
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Roxy » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:45 am

You do an extensive satalite map search and follow the Routes of Mr. Pink's flashback and the escape of Mr. White and Mr. Orange...
and all scenes of the film to get a God's-eye view...
like the graffiti stage of Freddy...
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or the wherehouse site (now replaced with that parking lot, for shame)...
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by ThaDuke » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:09 am

Pretty cool.

Kinda weird to see 14 years later..

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by ScreamOftheButterfly » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:58 pm

when everytime you hear "Stuck in the Middle with you" you get up and dance like michael madsen as Mr. Blonde

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Bad Max » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:21 pm

when everytime you hear "Stuck in the Middle with you" You desperatly try to cut someones ear off and set him on fire, before the song ends
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Post by ScreamOftheButterfly » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:46 am

Bad Max wrote: when everytime you hear "Stuck in the Middle with you" You desperatly try to cut someones ear off and set him on fire, before the song ends
LMFAO that shits funny as fuck

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Post by ThaDuke » Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:48 am

Bad Max wrote: when everytime you hear "Stuck in the Middle with you" You desperatly try to cut someones ear off and set him on fire, before the song ends
Been there, done that.


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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by aaronhorne » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:40 pm

You don't tip
You hang around in diners talking about music
You listen to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies
You label yourself as a color, not by your Christian name
You are never seen in slow-motion without black sunglasses
You keep a shaving knife in your cowboy boots, just for safety
You think of what the heist could've looked like, every time you go past a diamond store

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Toothpick_Vic_Vega » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:49 pm

LOL!

"And this is my son Bil-(whispering)...uh....Mr. Green"

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Inglorious_Bastard » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:14 am

Lol, hahaha.

You know you're -  dammit, forget it, I can never think of anything funny.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Tristan » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:35 pm

you know you're obsessed with ResDogs when....
*anybody who shoots at you dies within the next two seconds
yeah Mr. Orange's one lucky bastard!
*you believe in the diamond theory for the PF briefcase
*your unlucky dog miss an ear
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Tristan » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:43 pm

*you try to light your smokes with style but in fact you just don't know how to do it
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Pseudonym » Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:30 pm

Angel wrote: Same here. And I'll put it on before I go to sleep or while I am doing something else. So I've seen it a billion times and I've seen bits of it far more than a billion times....
Ach, me too. I seem to think about it constantly...I gave it up for lent this year (and almost succeeded...surely watching only ten minutes doesn't count?)

- your dog is named Mr Blonde, Eddie, Larry etc
- you get a pet dog, merely so you can call it Mr Blonde, Eddie, Larry etc
- you can't afford a dog, but your goldfish is called Mr Orange
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Tristan » Wed May 16, 2007 9:45 am

Trix are for Kids wrote: You do an extensive satalite map search and follow the Routes of Mr. Pink's flashback and the escape of Mr. White and Mr. Orange...
and all scenes of the film to get a God's-eye view...
like the graffiti stage of Freddy...
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or the wherehouse site (now replaced with that parking lot, for shame)...
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ok trix are for kids.....you won
you're the most obsessed with reservoir dogs out of all of us....

good job!
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by ERIVAN » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:40 am

Oh! Jeez! that was cool dude!!  let me see if i find something 'bout pulp fiction...!
It must be a great war getleman!

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Tls321 » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:07 am

me wrote: -Every time you hear "Stuck in the middle with you" song you get the image of a cop getting his ear cut off.
Done that, plenty of times!
I've also done:

1.when ready to leave somewhere you say, "all right ramblers, lets get ramblin'"

2.Thought about cutting off anyones ear, if you didn't like them.

Things I haven't done,
1.Actually did cut the persons ear off.

2.Watch a cop get tortured and when he is about to lit on fire you say that's enough and you kill the torturer!
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Bad Max » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:19 pm

Tls321 wrote: Done that, plenty of times!

Things I haven't done,
1.Actually did cut the persons ear off.

2.Watch a cop get tortured and when he is about to lit on fire you say that's enough and you kill the torturer!

I've cut a guy penis off and i'll lit a chair on fire. I've had a cop in my trunk to... Okay, it was just a prostitute dressed as a cop.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by yella_haired_warrior » Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:38 pm

You have a serious hearing impediment on account of Madonna having her big dick sticking out of one ear. I swear to God, I was nearly hit by a car today because of that.

You consider an abandoned mortuary an awesome set up for a get together.

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A major head injury only marginally impairs your driving skills.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by yella_haired_warrior » Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:39 pm

Roxy: Your pics have total rocked the fabric of my fandom kink. You rule. And in the mean while, I'm gonna struggle to make sense of my crazy kink.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by TheNextTarantino » Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:39 pm

Sebastian wrote:.... when

1) You walk down the streets in slow motion
2) You wear cheap black and white suits
3) You meet with your black acting teacher on rooftops and you act out pot-buying scenes
4) You cut people's ears of listening to Steeler's Wheel
5) your boss asks you why you cheated your colleages you say "if they hadn't done, what I told them not to do, they'd still be employed"
Looks like I'm obsessed.

You forgot to mention
6. You talk about big dicks
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