You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

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You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Sebastian » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:16 am

.... when

1) You walk down the streets in slow motion
2) You wear cheap black and white suits
3) You meet with your black acting teacher on rooftops and you act out pot-buying scenes
4) You cut people's ears of listening to Steeler's Wheel
5) your boss asks you why you cheated your colleages you say "if they hadn't done, what I told them not to do, they'd still be employed"

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Bad Max » Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:43 pm

You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when you create topics called: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....


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Post by Johny_Exhale » Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:02 pm

you try to fuck your friend in his daddy's office

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Scarface » Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:25 pm

1.) You always try to find deeper meanings in Madonna's lyrics
2.) You turn into a psychopathic asshole everytime you listen to "Stuck in the Middle"
3.) You drive around town with a cop in your trunk
4.) You tell a restaurant waitress she has to suck your dick if she's to expect a tip from you

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by plunderbunnie » Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:33 pm

The Seb wrote: .... when
2) You wear cheap black and white suits
Theres a big outdoor hippy drugfest in  my hometown every summer, and this year me and a few of my friends are gonna wear cheap suits, cuz we're really lame.  It may just confuse us when we're all fucked up, but itll be easier to find each other. 
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by mr. Crazi » Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:52 pm

Seb wrote:1) You walk down the streets in slow motion
Done that.
Seb wrote:2) You wear cheap black and white suits
Done that, and continue to do it everytime possible.
That's right.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by LetsGoToWork » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:28 am

Scarface wrote: 3.) You drive around town with a cop in your trunk
haha

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by CopperHead » Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:06 pm

In your address book, there is a japanese person named Toby.
When you get shot in the head while driving, and you still manage to live a good 5 or 10 minutes.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by plunderbunnie » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:54 am

CopperHead wrote: In your address book, there is a japanese person named Toby.
Oh my God i have to go do that right now... :-X
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by BuddyHolly » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:45 pm

You walk around with a clown to left of you and a joker to the right, so you're stuck in the middle.

You carry around a fake ear for no apparent reason.

You eat fries and drink sodas after a killing spree.

Anytime you need to pee you say "Where's the commode in this dungeon, I need to take a squirt."

You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by vadid » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:25 pm

the only music u lisent to is little green bag and stuck in the middle with you
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Angel » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:28 am

CopperHead wrote: In your address book, there is a japanese person named Toby.
hehe i have a fake ear and i have a Toby in my address book (But it aint Japanese, Toby IS CHINESE, they say it in the film) Toby Wong.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by CopperHead » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:33 am

Angel wrote: hehe i have a fake ear and i have a Toby in my address book (But it aint Japanese, Toby IS CHINESE, they say it in the film) Toby Wong.
"I got Maddona's big dick comin' out of my left ear. And Tony the jap... I don't know what coming out of my right."
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Angel » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:50 am

That is ignorance on the part of mr white. The fact of the matter is that Toby is Chinese.

Joe Cabot: "Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl"
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Post by Jot » Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:26 am

You know your obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when you can remeber whether 'Toby' is Chinese or Japanese ;)

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Angel » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:18 am

lol, but Toby Wong isn't even a Japanese name. It is undeniably Chinese.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Black Mamba! » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:45 pm

you're friends give you a simple nickname, and if you don't like it, you argue about it.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Mini-T » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:17 pm

Black Mamba! wrote: you're friends give you a simple nickname, and if you don't like it, you argue about it.
haha lol :D

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Early Grace » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:39 pm

You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....
You tie someone to a chair pour gasoline over him and cut his ear off, because you think he has information.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by j_c » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:04 am

that's not obsessed with a film... then you're just a maniac.


You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when you buy posters made out of the words of the film and then watch the film while following the script on the poster.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Jack Wolfgang » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:36 am

Am I obsessed with Reservoir Dogs if I have white shirt with a red-dyed front?
And now I wanna cut my hair just like Marky Ramone
It's gonna look dumb but it's gonna be fun cause I know I'm not alone
It don't bother me that I can't see, I'll look so fuckin' mean
My mum won't care, my dad will swear but baby, we'll make a killer team.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Scarface » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:56 pm

After you say something cool, you end with the line "Let's go get a taco", even when you're not hungry.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Mr.Madsen » Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:45 pm

i walk in slow motion a fair bit and my casual clothes are cheap crappy suits

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Dillon » Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:13 pm

When you superglue your dick to your chest...

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by plunderbunnie » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:44 am

Vlad wrote: When you superglue your dick to your chest...
That just means you have a very long penis...
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Lucio Fulci » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:58 am

plunderbunnie wrote: That just means you have a very long penis...
Its hell having a big dick , too much maintnance. . .

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by mr. black 1bmf » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:21 pm

rewind and play mr. blonde dancin moment to learn the steps...

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by me » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:40 am

-Every time you hear "Stuck in the middle with you" song you get the image of a cop getting his ear cut off.

-If your friends go by the names Mr.blue,Mr.blonde,Mr.brown,Mr.orange,Mr.White, and Mr.pink.

-If you dont tip when your at a restaurant because the waitess didnt refill your coffee enough times.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by ThaDuke » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:07 am

When you can't stop watching it.

..and when you're not watching it, your THINKING about watching it.

Yes, you've guessed it..I AM talking about myself here.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when....

Post by Inglorious_Bastard » Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:12 am

ThaDuke wrote: When you can't stop watching it.

..and when you're not watching it, your THINKING about watching it.

Yes, you've guessed it..I AM talking about myself here.
That's pretty funny. I do that sometimes too.

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