Post some funny lines you ain’t never gonna hear in Jackie Brown!
Ordell:Hey Louis, you wanna watch Chicks w/ Guns.
Louis:Are you kidding, Joseph Abboud is releasing his new fall line on Bravo at 8:00.
And after that I have to finish sanding and revarnishing my collection of antique doll-house furniture.
Melanie: Wanna fuck?
Louis: No. I’m gay.
;D
Melanie: You want something to drink?
Louis: You talkin to me?
MELANIE
That was fun.
She hops off and OUT OF FRAME.
LOUIS
Yeah, that really hit the spot. Shame I came before you got the chance to get out of your string…
Alright, Louis was the easy choice. I mean he was already a comic-relief character. Now let’s try to think of some lines for Ordell, and Beaumont, or Max, and Jackie.
Ordell: I’m not one to do an African American a favor then bam hit an African American up for a favor in return, but I gotta be that kinda African American.
[quote=“Seth_Gecko”]
MELANIE
That was fun.
She hops off and OUT OF FRAME.
LOUIS
Yeah, that really hit the spot. Shame I came before you got the chance to get out of your string…
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That’s funny.
[quote=“Seth_Gecko”]
MELANIE
That was fun.
She hops off and OUT OF FRAME.
LOUIS
Yeah, that really hit the spot. Shame I came before you got the chance to get out of your string…
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HAHAHA oh man
Ordell Robbie: Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I’m afraid I gotta be that kinda nigga.
Beaumont: What?
Ordell Robbie: Say what again, SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you, I double-dare you motherfucka.
Mark Dargus: Cut to 13 years later, you’re 44 years of age. You’re flying for the shittiest-little-shuttle-fucking piece of shit Mexican airline that there is. By the way, did I introduce myself? My name’s Buck, and I’m here to fuck!
Max Cherry: Winston found you.
Ordell Robbie: How the fuck did he find me?
Max Cherry: Esteban drew him a map
[quote=“PopeyePete”]
Ordell: I’m not one to do an African American a favor then bam hit an African American up for a favor in return, but I gotta be that kinda African American.
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Lol.
Damn, I can’t think of anything good.
Ordell: Girl, how you live like this?
Sheronda: Like what?
Ordell: Like this. This some repugnant shit!
Sheronda: Ordell, have you ever heard the philosophy that one who admits he’s wrong, he’s immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings?
Jackie Brown: "Git yo hands off of my throat, Afro American!"
Meh.
:-</E>
[quote=“Pete”]
Melanie: You want something to drink?
Louis: You talkin to me?
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thats damn funny
I need to watch TD!!!