Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

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Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Scarface » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:03 pm

Young Butch: This watch smells like shit.

Jules: I'm sick of these motherfucking glows in this motherfucking briefcase!

Marcellus: Fuck me harder!

Butch: "Butch" means "With valiant honor and deep humility" in slang Latin.

Vincent: Butch dude, your pop tarts have just popped.

Vincent (in the third act of the movie): I'm back, bitches!

Vincent: Dance? Course I know how to fucking dance. I'm Tony fucking Manero!

Lance: Drugs are bad for you.

The Wolf: I think I'm gonna buy meself a Skoda.

Jimmy: What's a divorce?

Mia: Gonna order myself a [insert random cheap drink here]

Buddy Holly: I love my job.

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Post by Luxie » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:06 pm

Hahahahah ;D ;D

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by LetsGoToWork » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:09 pm

Intro Scene:

Man: I don't want to kill anybody either. But they'll probably put us in a situation where it's us or them. And if it's not the gooks, it's these old fucking Jews who've owned the store for fifteen fucking generations, you've got Grampa Irving sitting behind the counter with a fucking Magnum in his hand. Try walking into one of those places with nothing but a phone, see how far you get.
Woman: So what then, day jobs?
Man: yes. the social security is better too.

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Scarface » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:11 pm

LetsGoToWork wrote: Intro Scene:

Man: I don't want to kill anybody either. But they'll probably put us in a situation where it's us or them. And if it's not the gooks, it's these old fucking Jews who've owned the store for fifteen fucking generations, you've got Grampa Irving sitting behind the counter with a fucking Magnum in his hand. Try walking into one of those places with nothing but a phone, see how far you get.
Woman: So what then, day jobs?
Man: yes. the social security is better too.
Haha, brilliant.  8)

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Seth_Gecko » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:32 pm

Marcellus: lets put on YMCA and remember some good times I had.

Brett: No, I think YOU look like a bitch.

Brett: Ow you think thats TASTY? Why dont you have a taste of my dick, boney M.



Cant think of more now...I am gonna watch pulp and think of some more :P Cool topic :D
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Post by Toothpick_Vic_Vega » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:35 pm

Marsellus: ...So, wait for the Birthday Clown who should be coming directly.

Jules: You're gonna send the Birthday Clown?

Marsellus: You feel better Motherfucka?

Jules: Damnnnn African-Americaaaannnn, thats all you had to say!

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Seth_Gecko » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:39 pm

Hahaahhaahaha!! ROFLMAO!! How much fun if they send like Bill Murray or something in a clownsuit to solve that shit :P
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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Toothpick_Vic_Vega » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:52 pm

Pumpkin: You wanna be a hero?! Huh?! YOU WANT TO BE A FUCKIN HERO?!

Coffee Shop manager: Nooo!!

Suddenly, we see Pumpkin's head get chopped off in slo motion.

Cut to: Pumpkin's head rolling on the floor.

Cut To Coffee Shop Manager looking at head.

Cut To: A pair of sneakered feet.

The camera slowly pans up and we see a tall beautiful blonde woman in a 70s style leather jacket. Without a word she puts her money on the counter, walks out of the diner and drives off in a yellow pick up truck with some pink writing on the back we can't completely see. 

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Post by Luxie » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:53 pm

Heehehe! Cool 8)

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Bleach » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:57 pm

Scarface wrote: Vincent: Butch dude, your pop tarts have just popped.

The Wolf: I think I'm gonna buy meself a Skoda.

Buddy Holly: I love my job.
Haha, at these I laughed, Scarface, great job
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Post by Toothpick_Vic_Vega » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:04 pm

Vincent: Marvin, what do you think about all this?

Marvin: Man I think that Jules is right,that shit was definitely divine intervention. Noone shoots a gun point blank 6 times and misses!

Jules: Correctamundo.

Vincent: Well, I still gotta think about it all, but why don't we go get some breakfast. I'm starvin!

Jules: Sounds good to me. I could go for some nice pork sausage and biscuits.

Marvin: MMM MM!

Fade To Black.

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Scarface » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:57 am

Marcellus: Would you care to give my wife a foot massage?

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Bleach » Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:50 pm

Vince: Man, I think this bullet hole was there before you were shot at.
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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Scarface » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:03 pm

Bleach wrote: Vince: Man, I think this bullet hole was there before you were shot at.
Haha, and he would be right.

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Deadly Viper » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:18 pm

Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
Butch: It.


Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: Yes. I've read the script.


Jules: Oh you want this case Ringo? Here have it. Let me treat you to a Big Mac too, buddy.

* Jules puts hands around Pumpkin, as they walk off out of the diner *

Say, do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.........


Pumpkin: [Standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute everyone of you motherfuckers!
Pumpkin: Wait a minute. In the opening scene you said "and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!", but this time you've said it differently!
Honey Bunny: No, let me explain. That big-chinned guy behind the camera is just showing us the differences between perceptions of different people in this diner. The second time I say it slightly differently because that is Mace Windu's perception!
Pumpkin: Aaaahhhh, I get it. Ok, let's carry on.


The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. [shot of The Wolf dressing up as a grandmother] I first just need to feast on a red-riding hood wearing little bitch and I'll be there in 2 hours, tops.


Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now?
Jules: Fuck that. Do YOU know what's on MY mind right now?
Jimmie: What?
Jules: When are you going to make Inglorious Bastards, you big-chinned piece of shit??


[after Marcellus gets bum fucked by Hill billy boy]
Butch: So we cool?
Marsellus: We're more than cool. Come on it's your turn, just don't be so rough. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me and you. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: Call me after you leave L.A. Deal?
Butch: Deal.
Marsellus: [smacks Butch's ass] Get your sweet ass out of here.
Butch: Yipeekayay


Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he...
Brett: Spare me the fucking lecture, asshole.


Lance: If you're all right, then say something.
Mia: To get even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go up to Nikki's room, kill her, then wait for your husband, the good Dr. Bell to come home, and kill him. That would be even, Vernita. That'd be about square.
Lance: Ah, good. So you ARE alright.


Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
[Butch smiles, closes his eyes and reminisces of the great time he had earlier that day]


Jules: I'll just walk the earth.
Vincent: What'cha mean walk the earth?
Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Bill from "Kill Bill"


Lance: You are NOT bringing this fucked-up bitch into my house.
Vincent: This fucked-up bitch is The Bride. Do you know who The Bride is? Do you? She killed 88 people before she got to O-ren!! If she croaks on me, I'm a fuckin' greasespot.
Lance: There wasn't really 88 of them, they just called themselves The Crazy 88's.
Vincent: Howcome?
Lance: I don't know... I guess they thought it sounded cool.
Vincent: Or, OR, maybe, there WERE supposed to be 88 of them but QT just made up this dialogue to get out of the fact that people started realising that there couldn't have been 88 of them.
Lance: I see your point.
[Mia Wallace gurgles with blood, slips out of Vincent's grasp and dies]


Vincent: That's the Marilyn Monroe section that's Mamie Van Doren... I don't see Jayne Mansfield, she must have the night off or something.
Mia: [sings under her breath] I walk like Jayne Mansfield. I talk like Jayne Mansfield. Wee daddy-o. Oooh daddy-o


Mia: Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
Vincent: We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.
Mia: Oh he isn't who you think he is.
Vincent: What?
[Mia whispers something in Vincent's ear]
Vincent: Jesus Christ! Mr Pink? Really??


Mia: It was show about a team of female secret agents called "Fox Force Five."
Vincent: What?
Mia: "Fox Force Five." Fox, as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks. Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with. Five, as in there's one..two ...three..four..five of us. There was a blonde one, Sommerset O'Neal from that show "Baton Rouge, she was the leader. A Japanese one, a black one, a French one and a brunette one, me. We all had special skills. Sommerset had a photographic memory, the Japanese fox was a kung fu master, the black girl was a demolition expert, the French fox' specialty was sex...
Vincent: Let me guess, and you were run by some old dude who goes around playing the flute?


Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: What the motherfuck? Of course I fucking do. I've read the script too, dipshit.

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Seth_Gecko » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:19 pm

Hahahaahaha!! ;D Those are hilarious!!
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Post by MissMia » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:21 pm

They are awesome!
Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
Butch: It.
Loved that one!

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Post by Deadly Viper » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:23 pm

Scarface wrote: Young Butch: This watch smells like shit.

Marcellus: Fuck me harder!

Vincent: Butch dude, your pop tarts have just popped.

Vincent: Dance? Course I know how to fucking dance. I'm Tony fucking Manero!

Lance: Drugs are bad for you.
LetsGoToWork wrote: Intro Scene:

Man: I don't want to kill anybody either. But they'll probably put us in a situation where it's us or them. And if it's not the gooks, it's these old fucking Jews who've owned the store for fifteen fucking generations, you've got Grampa Irving sitting behind the counter with a fucking Magnum in his hand. Try walking into one of those places with nothing but a phone, see how far you get.
Woman: So what then, day jobs?
Man: yes. the social security is better too.
Seth_Gecko wrote: Marcellus: lets put on YMCA and remember some good times I had.

Brett: No, I think YOU look like a bitch.

Brett: Ow you think thats TASTY? Why dont you have a taste of my dick, boney M.
Bleach wrote: Vince: Man, I think this bullet hole was there before you were shot at.

Hahahah all of these are fucking hilarious!!

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Scarface » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:25 pm

Real creative DV, you get a thumbs up from me.  :D

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by LetsGoToWork » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:44 pm

I like this topic. all very amusing lines.  8)

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Post by Toothpick_Vic_Vega » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:17 pm

Fabienne: I wish I had a pot.

Butch: You wish you had some pot?

Fabienne: Oui, a biiiig bag of Maui Wowie.

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Mia: I'll have a Charles Manson Burger....and a 10 dollar shake.

Vincent: 10 dollar shake, You put bourbon in there?

Buddy: Yep, a shot per shake.

Vincent: Nice! I'll have one of those too!

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Jules: You ever read the bible Brett?

Brett: No, I'm Jewish.

Jules: You dont eat pork either?

Brett: Nope.

Jules: Myyy nigga!

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Jules: Vincent? We ok?

Vincent stares into case.

Jules: Vincennnnt? We ok?

Vincent: Yeah, we ok...

(Cue "Bee Gees" music)

A disco ball slowly floats up out of the case and Vincent begins to dance like Tony Manero. Jules puts his gun away and starts doin MC Hammer moves.

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.....Marsellus waves to Butch letting him know its ok.

Zed: Ohhhh....my....dick.

Marsellus steps on Zeds crotch.

Zed: AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Marsellus flips open his cellphone and dials.

Marsellus: Yo man, I got a job for you, bring the crew.

TITLE CARD: 10 minutes and 37 seconds later....

We see a big pimpmobile drive up in front of the Pawn Shop and a man gets out:

Its DOLEMITE! (cue theme song)

A Sports car drives up, another black man gets out.

Its TRUCK TURNER! (cue his theme)

A woman in a convertible drives up and gets out.

Its FOXY BROWN! (cue her theme music)

The gang all walk into the pawn shop.

Marsellus meets them at the door.

Marsellus: We got ourselves a hillbilly boy downstairs....needs a little lesson taught to him.

The group walk down the stairs to see Zed in the backroom still on the floor shaking in a pool of blood. He looks like Mr Orange at the end of Reservoir Dogs....

The gang file into the backroom...as the door to the backroom slowly closes we hear Zed screaming his last scream as the sound of pipes crack skull and bone.

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Vincent: LANCE! VINCENT! I'm in trouble man! I'm comin to your house!

Lance: Dont be bringing some fucked up poo-butt here, this is YOUR problem YOU deal with this!....are you on a cellular phone?...I'm hanging up, prank caller! prank caller!

Vincent crashes into Lances house.....noone comes outside.

Vincent: LANCE! YOU IN THERE?!!!

Lance and Jodie have shut off all the lights and as they hide inside They look out through the blinds to see Vincent screaming and walking around in a panic. He slowly backs thar car up and leaves.

Lance: Whew! That was close.

Jodie: Let me get some fuckin sleep.

Lance: Ok honey.

He smokes some weed and watches the rest of The Three Stooges.

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Bad Max » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:03 pm

Hehehe good stuff  ;D
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Post by Hans » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:06 pm

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: Let's make love by the fire.
Jules: What?!
Jules (in a moment of quick realization): Oh SHIT...
*camera does a close-up as we see a look of surprise on his face

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! BANG! BANG! BANGITY BANG!!

*Jules body topples over as we see Vincent standing over with a gun

Vince: Everybody's gotta play by the same rules. It's only fair.

*Bret finishes eating his big Kahuna Burger and watches Gilmore Girls


Pulp Fiction Running Time changes to 113 minutes.

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Post by Toothpick_Vic_Vega » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:06 pm

4th Man: DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!! (shots go off and we see Vincent and Jules get shredded by gunfire).

The smoke clears.

4th Man: Whew! That was close.

He picks up the suitcase and runs out the door. He sees Vincent and Jules' car and jumps in and takes off.

As hes driving down the street he turns on the radio and lip synchs to RuPaul's "Supermodel".

Fade To Black.

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Mia snorts heroin and passes out.

Fade to Black.

Fade In.

Vincent: Damn girl? Who came in your mouth?!!

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Jules:....Or it COULD mean that YOU'RE the shepherd and I'm the valley of darkness, and Mr 45 here is the grim reaper...Or it COULD mean -

CUT TO:

Pumpkin's starting to fall asleep.

Jules: WAKE UP YOU LIMEY MOTHERFUCKA!!!

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Butch: Thats how you're gonna beat em Butch. They keep underestimating ya.

(Butch tries to start the car but it won't start).

Butch begins screaming all kinds of swears and punching the dash.

CUT TO:

Fabienne at the diner with a whole table full of food. She tries some pie, slurps some coffee, eats some sausage. We CU on her mouth as its all greasy.

CUT TO:

Butch kicking the car, making dents, he goes over and grabs a garbage can and smashes the windshield.

CUT TO:

Fabienne pouring syrup all over her food, the pancakes, the bacon, the pie.

CUT TO:

Butch getting tired and sits down on ground.

CUT TO:

Fabienne is done eating, her table is a pile of plates with nothing on them. She wipes her mouth on her sleeve and belches so loud, the other diners stop eating and look at her.

Fabienne: Garcon! Check please!

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Luxie » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:12 pm

Hahaha! Brilliant! ;D

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Scarface » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:55 pm

This shit would have made Plump Fiction a far better movie.  ;D

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Johny_Exhale » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:58 pm

Plump Fiction 2 is officially in the making 8)

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Bleach » Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:28 pm

The Wolf [agent Cooper's voice]: DAMN good coffee, Jimmy!  (haha, notice the face expression when he tastes his "gourmet shit", I LOVE THAT SCENE)
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Post by Toothpick_Vic_Vega » Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:46 am

Is that the little thing he does where he looks at Jimmy and goes: MMM! That is great.

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Re: Lines you ain't never gonna hear in Pulp Fiction.

Post by Ify » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:56 pm

WinslowLeach wrote: Is that the little thing he does where he looks at Jimmy and goes: MMM! That is great.
Yes, I love that bit too.
Scarface wrote: Real creative DV, you get a thumbs up from me.  :D
Seth_Gecko wrote: Hahahaahaha!! ;D Those are hilarious!!
MissMia wrote: They are awesome!

Loved that one!
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