Ok. I saw this done for kill bill so I thought I might try it for Pulp Fiction. Try to come up with the most ridiculous casting choices for the movie (imagine that the movie was being made today and has some guy like Stephen Sommers directing it). Here’s mine:
Vincent Vega- Ashton Kutcher
Jules Winnefield- Lil Jon
Marcellus Wallace- Shaquille O Neal
Mia Wallace- Paris Hilton
Butch Coolidge- Bruce Willis (I didnt like him the first time around)
Pumpkin- Orlando Bloom
Honey Bunny- Jennifer Garner
Esmeralda (the taxi chick)- Jennifer Lopez
Fabienne- Ashlee Simpson
Zed- Jay AKA Jason Mewes
Maynard (spelling? anyways, its the other hick guy)- Silent Bob AKA Kevin Smith
Since I like Bruce Willis… I’d say:
Butch - Ben Affleck
It would be the worst film ever made! even worse than “Gigli” and thats hard to do!
Vincent Vega- Matt LeBlanc
Jules Winnefield- Snoop Dogg
Marcellus Wallace- Tom “Tiny” Lister Jr.
Mia Wallace- Gwyneth Paltrow
Butch Coolidge- Michael Chiklis
Pumpkin- Edward Norton
Honey Bunny- Sarah Jessica Parker
Esmeralda - Catalina Sandino Moreno
Fabienne- Sophie Marceau
Zed- Jim Carrey
Maynard - Lemmy (motorhead)
The Wolf - Collin Farrel
Jimmie - Mathew Perry
good list. except I really do like Edward Norton. but ur right, he wouldnt fit the pumpkin part at all. tim roth perfected it.
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Ok. I saw this done for kill bill so I thought I might try it for Pulp Fiction. Try to come up with the most ridiculous casting choices for the movie (imagine that the movie was being made today and has some guy like Stephen Sommers directing it). Here’s mine:
Zed- Jay AKA Jason Mewes
Maynard (spelling? anyways, its the other hick guy)- Silent Bob AKA Kevin Smith
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I can see it Jay and Silent Bob as the hillbillies. “Snoch to the notch,I want to rape your ass.” I like Affleck,Gigli isn’t is bad as some movies like Doom Generation and Road House. Even though everbody is going to laugh I actually injoyed it,plus he was the bomb in phantoms.
Vincent Vega:River phonix(great actor but no hitman)
Jules Winefield:Ellija Wood
Marcellus Wallace:Quentin Tarantino(Wait I mean him playing a black guy gangster who gets rapped is a bad idea.)
Mia Wallace:Bjork
Butch Coolidge:Johnny Depp(greay actor,but Butch is too gruff for him)
Pumpkin:Scott Ian(from Anthrax)
Honey Bunny:Woody Harelson
Esmeralda:Bjork(I hate her.)
Fabiene:Bjork
Zed:Arnold Scraznagor(sp)
Maynard:Jesse Ventura
The Wolf:Flaver Flave(SP)
Jimmie:Jason Sighn(Okay my best friend since grade school but he is not fucking Jimmie. He is a freestyle rapping Indian who has bad luck with women.)
Okay…
Vincent Vega - Jacques Jeracq
Jules Winnfield - Tomy Blair
Mia Wallace - Cheri Blair
Marcellus Wallace - George W Bush
Jimmie - Saddam Hussein
Lance - Osama Bin Laden
Butch - Bill Clinton
Fabienne - Hillary Clinton
[quote=“Mr.Blonde”]
I can see it Jay and Silent Bob as the hillbillies. “Snoch to the notch,I want to rape your ass.” I like Affleck,Gigli isn’t is bad as some movies like Doom Generation and Road House. Even though everbody is going to laugh I actually injoyed it,plus he was the bomb in phantoms.
Vincent Vega:River phonix(great actor but no hitman)
Jules Winefield:Ellija Wood
Marcellus Wallace:Quentin Tarantino(Wait I mean him playing a black guy gangster who gets rapped is a bad idea.)
Mia Wallace:Bjork
Butch Coolidge:Johnny Depp(greay actor,but Butch is too gruff for him)
Pumpkin:Scott Ian(from Anthrax)
Honey Bunny:Woody Harelson
Esmeralda:Bjork(I hate her.)
Fabiene:Bjork
Zed:Arnold Scraznagor(sp)
Maynard:Jesse Ventura
The Wolf:Flaver Flave(SP)
Jimmie:Jason Sighn(Okay my best friend since grade school but he is not fucking Jimmie. He is a freestyle rapping Indian who has bad luck with women.)
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Change Zed and Maynard to those fags in Nelson.
Vincent Vega-Keanu Reeves(sorry,but the dude is a horrible actor)
Jules Winnefield-Chris Tucker
Marcellus Wallace-Flavor Flav
Mia Wallace-Cher
Butch Coolidge-Clay Aiken
Maynyrd-Jack Black or Ron Jeremy
Zed-Dick Cheney
[quote=“MARSELLUS WALLACE”]
Vincent Vega-Keanu Reeves(sorry,but the dude is a horrible actor)
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I know, could he BE any more wooden?
Mia Wallace - Michael Jackson …shivers…
[quote=“Cipher_Born”]
Marcellus Wallace- Tom “Tiny” Lister Jr.
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that would rule
[quote=“MARSELLUS WALLACE”]
Maynyrd-Jack Black or Ron Jeremy
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haha thats gotta be the best one yet; but I think Jack Black should be Zed and Kyle Gass should be Maynard (NE Tenacious D fans out there?) and they should rape Marcellus to the song, “Fuck Her Gently”
[quote=“MiaRose”]
Mia Wallace - Michael Jackson …shivers…
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AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The nightmares would never stop. :o :o :o :o
vince vega- al sharpton
Mia Wallace - elkie (Trust me, It would SUCK!)
jimmie dimmick- quentin tarantino
[quote=“ButtNugget”]
jimmie dimmick- quentin tarantino
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haha, ur name is ButtNugget! ;D Anyways, I thought that QT was perfect as Jimmie. Dont hate, appreciate!
QT as Jimmie makes me smile with my vertical smile! hehehehehe! ;D
[quote=“elkie”]
QT as Jimmie makes me smile with my vertical smile! hehehehehe! ;D
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Amen Elkie! Me too!