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Re: Inglorious Bastards - English People?

Post by Sgt. Geoi Donowitz » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:25 am

Why do Americans call it soccer?  Seriously.
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Re: Inglorious Bastards - English People?

Post by Sebastian » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:33 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer

because they already call the game where they carry the ball around football? ;-)

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Post by Pete » Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:24 am

the UK guy in Bastards:

Brit #1: "Ello guv'nuh! Care for a spot o' tea?"

Bastard #2: "Fuuuuck youuuu ya limey piece of shit."

Brit #1: "Cheerio then! Pip! Pip!"

Bastard #3 from Brooklyn: "Pip Pip THIS!"

Brit #1: "......alroight then gents! I'll get your crumpets right off!"

Bastard #4: "Take that crumpet and stick it in your mothers mouth!"
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Re: Inglorious Bastards - English People?

Post by Yasmin » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:31 pm

How much do you charge for three hours at the Comedy Club.

Honestly, mate, that is GOLD.

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Post by Pete » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:10 pm

Thanks mate! :)

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Re: Inglorious Bastards - English People?

Post by Ify » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:06 pm

PutneySwope wrote: the UK guy in Bastards:

Brit #1: "Ello guv'nuh! Care for a spot o' tea?"

Bastard #2: "Fuuuuck youuuu ya limey piece of shit."

Brit #1: "Cheerio then! Pip! Pip!"

Bastard #3 from Brooklyn: "Pip Pip THIS!"

Brit #1: "......alroight then gents! I'll get your crumpets right off!"

Bastard #4: "Take that crumpet and stick it in your mothers mouth!"

Damn, stick to the day job, dude (if you have one).
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Re: Inglorious Bastards - English People?

Post by Pete » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:16 pm

Sorry if i offended you guys.
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Post by Lt. BioBasterd » Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:54 pm

PutneySwope wrote: the UK guy in Bastards:

Brit #1: "Ello guv'nuh! Care for a spot o' tea?"

Bastard #2: "Fuuuuck youuuu ya limey piece of shit."

Brit #1: "Cheerio then! Pip! Pip!"

Bastard #3 from Brooklyn: "Pip Pip THIS!"

Brit #1: "......alroight then gents! I'll get your crumpets right off!"

Bastard #4: "Take that crumpet and stick it in your mothers mouth!"



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

CLASSIC PS!

Take that you English muffins!
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Post by Pete » Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:57 pm

I sorta went over the distasteful line with that. It was supposed to be a riff on those Scorsese mob films and how those guys talk to people.

We want to bring people together here not drive them apart. I apologize for that. Its not the way I feel about Brits. I like them alot.

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Post by Lt. BioBasterd » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:00 pm

Mhmmm. They're so eccentric with their muffins and biscuits and their tea........

They're so Engliiiiiish! Ohhhhhhhh, and they all talk like Shrek.
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Post by Pete » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:01 pm

Shrek was supposed to be Scottish wasnt he?

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Post by Lt. BioBasterd » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:04 pm

Did anyone catch the Dirty Dozen on Turner Classic Movies?

I stayed up all night watching it! Man the fucking cast was woah!:

LEE MARVIN, JIM BROWN, CHARLIE BRONSON, ERNEST BORGNINE!

Best war movie ever! We get to know the crew for the first half then we really feel for them as they face the impossible in the infiltration sequence in some Nazi HQs. Fuck that Saving Privatde Ryan shit, Dirty Dozen is a helluva movie!
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Post by Pete » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:12 pm

Yeah it is a great one. Kellys Heroes is a favorite of mine too.

QT could call IB: Tarantino's Heroes! :)

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Post by Lt. BioBasterd » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:29 pm

Eastwood is the man! Three Kings ripped that movie off, big time!

What's the name of that song that plays when they're driving down in the Jeep? I love that song!
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Post by Pete » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:34 pm

Burning Bridges ya mean? I love the beat of that song.

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Post by Lt. BioBasterd » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:42 pm

Yeah burning bridges! I love that beat too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCjWQHpu3bY

SING ALONG, WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Pete » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:51 pm

bada-dun! rap tap a tap tap! bada-dun! rap tap a tap tap!

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Post by Lt. BioBasterd » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:55 pm

Clint is such a fucking legend. It makes me hate that good for nothing Spike Lee. Denzel Washington made his ass, piece of shit filmmaker.

Anyways back on topic. Is there any word on the casting for IB?
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Post by Pete » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:57 pm

No casting news yet. I guess QT didnt write the parts for any certain actors this time. Hes just gonna have open casting calls. Not sure about Babe Buchinsky and Madsen. Maybe Mike wont be Babe after all.

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Post by Sgt. Geoi Donowitz » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:58 pm

Clint Eastwood is soooo fucking cool.  I've been on such an Eastwood kick lately.  I've watched a movie starring him every night for the past three weeks now.
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Post by zeppelincheetah » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:17 pm

Sebastian wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer

because they already call the game where they carry the ball around football? ;-)
"The term soccer originated in England, first appearing in the 1880s as a slang abbreviation of the word "association", often credited to former England captain Charles Wreford-Brown."

interesting
PutneySwope wrote: the UK guy in Bastards:

Brit #1: "Ello guv'nuh! Care for a spot o' tea?"

Bastard #2: "Fuuuuck youuuu ya limey piece of shit."

Brit #1: "Cheerio then! Pip! Pip!"

Bastard #3 from Brooklyn: "Pip Pip THIS!"

Brit #1: "......alroight then gents! I'll get your crumpets right off!"

Bastard #4: "Take that crumpet and stick it in your mothers mouth!"

hilarious!  I love British people but, damn if it isn't fun to make fun of them...
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Post by NonStop » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:57 pm

PutneySwope wrote: the UK guy in Bastards:

Brit #1: "Ello guv'nuh! Care for a spot o' tea?"

Bastard #2: "Fuuuuck youuuu ya limey piece of shit."

Brit #1: "Cheerio then! Pip! Pip!"

Bastard #3 from Brooklyn: "Pip Pip THIS!"

Brit #1: "......alroight then gents! I'll get your crumpets right off!"

Bastard #4: "Take that crumpet and stick it in your mothers mouth!"

zeppelincheetah wrote: "The term soccer originated in England, first appearing in the 1880s as a slang abbreviation of the word "association", often credited to former England captain Charles Wreford-Brown."

interesting

hilarious!  I love British people but, damn if it isn't fun to make fun of them...
So funny, just like this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIMu8cjxT38
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Post by Yasmin » Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:37 pm

Now that's funny...guvnor...

Excuse me while I go suck a teabag.

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Post by NonStop » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:12 am

Yasmin wrote: Now that's funny...guvnor...

Excuse me while I go suck a teabag.
Haha, well Ill just have a supersized cheeseburger.

Man, you guys are so pathetic, bordering on racist.

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Post by Yasmin » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:19 am

It is a bit of a comedown... considering, the UK loved QT first :D Fact!

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Post by Sgt. Geoi Donowitz » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:23 pm

I love the UK!  If I won the lottery, I'd MOVE to England!  Probably to North London.  I would assimilate, and live umongst the British people, and they'd never know I was American.  For real. 

I apologise on behalf of my fellow Americans for their crude behaviour.
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Post by Yasmin » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:11 pm

You can come and live with me. but I am not in North London. I am in Leeds. It's a bit like North London only less Jewish.

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Post by Sgt. Geoi Donowitz » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:36 pm

Yasmin wrote: You can come and live with me. but I am not in North London. I am in Leeds. It's a bit like North London only less Jewish.
That is the sweetest thing that's ever been said to me on this board.  Cheers!  I hear Leeds is pretty nice.  I'd probably want to stick around Islington, or Highgate though.  I'd love to find me a hot British Jew.  You know, cos, no foreskin. 
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Post by Yasmin » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:47 pm

Then you need to put all your energies into heading out to Camden... the nearest thing you'll get to a foreskin around there is a banana peel.

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Re: Inglorious Bastards - English People?

Post by Ify » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:26 pm

Yasmin wrote: You can come and live with me. but I am not in North London. I am in Leeds. It's a bit like North London only less Jewish.
We should so go to the Showcase cinema together!  ;)
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