You know you're obsessed with Reservoir Dogs when

Am I obsessed with Reservoir Dogs if I have white shirt with a red-dyed front?

After you say something cool, you end with the line “Let’s go get a taco”, even when you’re not hungry.

i walk in slow motion a fair bit and my casual clothes are cheap crappy suits

When you superglue your dick to your chest…

[quote=“Vlad”]
When you superglue your dick to your chest…
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That just means you have a very long penis…

[quote=“plunderbunnie”]
That just means you have a very long penis…
[/quote]Its hell having a big dick , too much maintnance. . .

rewind and play mr. blonde dancin moment to learn the steps…

-Every time you hear “Stuck in the middle with you” song you get the image of a cop getting his ear cut off.



-If your friends go by the names Mr.blue,Mr.blonde,Mr.brown,Mr.orange,Mr.White, and Mr.pink.



-If you dont tip when your at a restaurant because the waitess didnt refill your coffee enough times.

When you can’t stop watching it.



…and when you’re not watching it, your THINKING about watching it.



Yes, you’ve guessed it…I AM talking about myself here.

[quote=“ThaDuke”]
When you can’t stop watching it.



…and when you’re not watching it, your THINKING about watching it.



Yes, you’ve guessed it…I AM talking about myself here.
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That’s pretty funny. I do that sometimes too.

[quote=“ThaDuke”]
When you can’t stop watching it.



…and when you’re not watching it, your THINKING about watching it.



Yes, you’ve guessed it…I AM talking about myself here.
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Same here. And I’ll put it on before I go to sleep or while I am doing something else. So I’ve seen it a billion times and I’ve seen bits of it far more than a billion times…

You do an extensive satalite map search and follow the Routes of Mr. Pink’s flashback and the escape of Mr. White and Mr. Orange…

and all scenes of the film to get a God’s-eye view…

like the graffiti stage of Freddy…



or the wherehouse site (now replaced with that parking lot, for shame)…

Pretty cool.



Kinda weird to see 14 years later…

when everytime you hear “Stuck in the Middle with you” you get up and dance like michael madsen as Mr. Blonde

when everytime you hear “Stuck in the Middle with you” You desperatly try to cut someones ear off and set him on fire, before the song ends

[quote=“Bad Max”]
when everytime you hear “Stuck in the Middle with you” You desperatly try to cut someones ear off and set him on fire, before the song ends
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LMFAO that shits funny as fuck

[quote=“Bad Max”]
when everytime you hear “Stuck in the Middle with you” You desperatly try to cut someones ear off and set him on fire, before the song ends
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Been there, done that.

gay

You don’t tip

You hang around in diners talking about music

You listen to K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the Seventies

You label yourself as a color, not by your Christian name

You are never seen in slow-motion without black sunglasses

You keep a shaving knife in your cowboy boots, just for safety

You think of what the heist could’ve looked like, every time you go past a diamond store

LOL!



“And this is my son Bil-(whispering)…uh…Mr. Green”