You know you're obsessed with Pulp Fiction when

The Films Pulp Fiction
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[quote=“Darth-Tarantino”]
You keep replacing the word ‘burger’ when you eat anything whilst saying



"ummm this is a tasty _______"



and say “I might have some tasty beverage to wash this down with” before you drink anything



This is a current happening in my life :frowning:
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too true man

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…You anal fuck a large black dude

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cant say that ive done that

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You cover your fries in mayonnaise

You never tell anyone what’s in your briefcase

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[quote=“Palooka”]
You cover your fries in mayonnaise
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That’s awesome… Belgians?..

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[quote=“Palooka”]
You cover your fries in mayonnaise
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I actually do that,really gross when you think about it.

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I know I’m obsessed with Pulp Fiction. A few years back, and still to this day, my friends and I would quote Samuel L. Jackson’s lines from the movie.



For instance:

When I would bite into my burger, I would say: "mmm hmmmm! This is a tastey burger!"



Or when asking to have a sip of someone else soda, I would say: "Do you mind if I have a sip of your tastey beverage to washhhh this down?"



Good Times. :slight_smile:

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You know you’re obsessed with Pulp Fiction when…



… whenever you visit a coffee shop, you dream of jumping on to the table waving your gun around like a crazy bitch whilst shouting profanities (spitting in the process)



… you overdose on cocaine just to see if your friend really can revive you by jabbing an injection of adrenaline through your breat plate



… you name your kid “Long Haired Yuppie Scum”



… you visit some random kid’s houses to tell them some bullshit story about how you stuck their father’s watch up your arse (and stick little pieces of shit on them to make the story more believeable)



… whenever your mum asks you if you’re ok, you reply “Naw man. I’m pretty fuckin’ far from okay”



… you ask for Red Apple cigarettes at a shop, and when they say they don’t know what you’re talking about, you threaten to go to work on them with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch



… you make sure you have a copy of “Modesty Blaise” on you to read, everytime you go to have a shit



… you keep a briefcase in your house with a glowing lightbulb inside. When others ask you of it’s content, you shake your head at them disapprovingly mumbling “dumbass” under your breath



… you make sure to use the word “fuck” 281 times a day



… you set all the clocks in your house to 4:20



… when on the phone, your friend asks you to visit him, you say “that’s 30 minutes away, I’ll be there in 10” even if he just lives next door



… you try to rob a bank with a telephone in an effort to show your girlfriend that it’s easier than robbing liquor stores

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Great list. Thanks for the laugh, Ify. ;D

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[quote=“Ify”]
… you overdose on cocaine just to see if your friend really can revive you by jabbing an injection of adrenaline through your breat plate
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It was heroin. (fanboy alert)

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You do the Bat-toosie to every song you hear.



You ask for the Douglas Sirk steak at every restaraunt, even Chinese ones.



You call your significant other Honey Bunny or Pumpkin.



You covered your car interior with blankets and quilts.



You wear a band aid on on the back of your neck to be like Marsellus.



Everytime someone comes over your house you do the Your On Mia’s Camera bit.



You hold private casino games at your house and wear a tuxedo while playing.



Everytime you go down to your basement you hold a stick like a sword.



When choosing something (clothes, movie etc) you do “Eenie Meenie Miney Moe” everytime.



Everytime you’re in a car with someone all you talk about is hamburgers & french fries and divine intervention.



You do the Fox Force Five joke before you drop a date off.

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[quote=“mr. Crazi”]
It was heroin. (fanboy alert)
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… you point out to someone that Mia doesn’t actually overdose on cocaine, but on heroin ;D

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-When on vacation you say “this isnt my fucking place”



-You own a gimp suit(you never know when you might need it)

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- You inject a needle in your heart, then say “Something”.

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[quote=“PopeyePete”]


You call your significant other Honey Bunny or Pumpkin.



You covered your car interior with blankets and quilts.



When choosing something (clothes, movie etc) you do “Eenie Meenie Miney Moe” everytime.

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Typical me :stuck_out_tongue: I like blankets, I like calling people nicknames, I can never choose what to watch or wear so i’ll decide with ‘‘Eenie Meenie Miney Moe’’

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When you wear the gold watch up your ass for five years.

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[quote=“Winston Wolf”]
When you wear the gold watch up your ass for five years.
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Hahaha

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You have your pubichair in the style of a large afro and call it Jules Winnfield



When you go to the toilet you do the ezekiel 25:17 speech and then go…letting Jules do the work…



When your toilet flushes it goes: We happy! (in a John Travolta voice)



Every time you eat something at a restaurant you begin a speech about how filthy a rat is and how you dont eat pork. Even if you are just going for a sandwich or salad.



After that you rob the place beginning with: Everybody be cool this is a robbery!



You check under the bed and in the closet for the gimp before going to bed



When your mom ask you: what do you want for dinner? you go beserk and say: Say “What” again! C’mon, say “What” again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say “What” one more goddamn time!



You smell every gold watch before touching it



When you need to solve something you pick up the phonebook and look for a mister "Winston Wolf"



You shoot every Marvin in the fucking face the moment you meet them

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[quote=“Seth_Gecko”]
You have your pubichair in the style of a large afro and call it Jules Winnfield
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That’s it! That’s the style I’ve been looking for!

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[quote=“Seth_Gecko”]
You smell every gold watch before touching it
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I fuckin love that one!